Euphemisms for masturbation

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This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. May is National Masturbation Month, so we're celebrating by exploring the many facets of self-love. First, have you considered just saying "masturbation?

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For those os us that are fans of Star Wars I have to post this. The worst, most terribly disgusting euphemism for this act I've ever heard of: Drumroll, please

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Joined: Jan 8, Messages: Likes Received: 2, I found a big list of them on wikipedia, here are my personal favorites. Do the 5 digit disco Audition the hand puppet Clear the snorkel Deploy the troops Interrogate the suspect Keep the sausage hostage Left handed liftoff Play at woodstock Squeeze the eclair Stroke Gandalf's beard Take Captain Picard up to warp speed Do the jedi hand trick Fire the artillery Fly solo Giving yourself a low five Going up the Eiffel tower and back Pump gas at the self-service island Do the rattlesnake shake Shake hands with the unemployed Putting the Kleenex kids through college my fav!

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Euphemisms for Male Masturbation You know them, you love them Here are some great ways of talking about masturbation without actually saying masturbation. Some are funny. Some are strange.

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It is also interesting that whether a certain term can be considered a euphemism is often a matter of opinion. Of course, if you can, feel free to leave a message at the bottom of this post. On the contrary, as this post will show, there are many, and some of them are very interesting.


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